SEARCHBITS XVII: DOT GIF?
never not funnyIT'S HAPPENING? IS IT HAPPENING? TELL ME IT'S HAPPENING. You go out of pocket for a few hours and you come back and the internet's falling apart. Near as I can tell there were a couple...
View ArticleExit Michael Ferns
After a couple players tweeted the news, 247's Steve Lorenz confirmed that freshman linebacker Michael Ferns will transfer to West Virginia. Ferns, a 2014 four-star recruit from St. Clairsville,...
View ArticleHaknpoints: Coaches Who Went Back to School
It can happen.Some NFL beat writers have been going to great lengths lately to poo-poo the idea of a successful NFL coach going back to college. Well, as you can imagine there are a bunch of NFL guys...
View ArticleHunter Lochmann Out
Lochmann on the leftJim Hackett ain't having it. A "Chief Marketing Officer" who can't even market his own brain effectively is not long for the AD: "He resigned his position to pursue other...
View ArticleSEARCHBITS XVIII: DUNT DUNT
I guess this one is only mildly entertainingMORE INSANELY POSITIVE CHATTER FROM THE MICHIGAN SIDE OF THINGS. WTKA's Ira Weintraub: Yesterday I was 60-40 that Harbaugh was coming to A2. After talking to...
View ArticleSEARCHBITS XIX: GONE TO PLAID
All hell: done broke looseTHE BIG NUMBER. The 48 or 49 million dollar offer that had been kicking around the Michigan internets—pretty sure Sam Webb was the first to drop it—has now reached the NFL...
View ArticleHow To Never Be Wrong
Heads up, Rap.Last night got a little wild when a bunch of NFL reporters "reported" or "confirmed" Michigan's 6-year, $48 million offer to Jim Harbaugh. This prompted something of an about-face from a...
View ArticleSEARCHBITS XX: DAWSON'S CREEK TIME
I DON'T WANNA WAIT FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW WHAT WILL IT BEwow never thought I'd be quoting Paula Cole on this blog okay that's a lie at least I can admit it, unlike NFL...
View ArticleDear Diary: Harbaugh?
Harbaugh?Harbaugh Madness. The Harbaugh above, the Harbaugh of Moonlight Graham, placed Michigan a four seed. Many NFL types were Harbaughing that Michigan would be left out of the Harbaugh. He then...
View ArticleSEARCHBITS XXI: THE TIELLUMINATI
Harbaugh wears ties for these kinds of eventsIS IT HAPPENING? More unconfirmed reports that it's happening, including a number of people sending me a receipt for ties from Van Boven—a local upscale...
View ArticlePreview: SMU
META: There was a board thread asking for a health update, so I posted one. THE ESSENTIALS WHAT Michigan (6-4) vs. SMU (7-3) WHERE Crisler Center, Ann Arbor, Michigan WHEN Noon ET, Saturday LINE...
View ArticleSEARCHBITS XXII: NOTHING, PROBABLY
HI IT'S ACE YOU WILL ALL CALL ME BRIAN EITHER BY MISTAKE OR INTENTIONALLY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS NOW. RELEVANTThis is such non-news that I didn't want to write a post about it but people are...
View ArticleSpeaking of People Living in NFL Fantasy Land
[Still time to get in our $5 league before tomorrow]The Jimmah tag returns. Jimmah: always and forever.The title suggests this will be another post making fun of NFL beat writers; negatory. This is the...
View ArticleSMU 62, Michigan 51
Bryan Fuller/MGoBlogMichigan dropped their fourth straight game, unable to Harbaugh themselves past SMU. Their three-point shots wouldn't fall through the Harbaugh; the Fightin' Harbaughs hit just...
View ArticleSEARCHBITS XXIII: HARBAUGHING ON ACE'S GAME HARBAUGH
THE VERB REPLACED IS "STEP," YOU DEGENERATESVia MGoUser Red_LeeA BRIEF FOLLOW-UP ON "IT'S DONE." Ace debunked it yesterday; let me add my voice to the chorus of No Way. I am sure Marcellus Wiley does...
View ArticleSEARCHBITS XXIV: HOLDING PATTERN
Harbaugh in a light moment with Michigan State offensive coordinator Jim BollmanNOT MUCH MOVEMENT TODAY. Been waiting to see if anything major would come in, either publicly or privately. Nothing has....
View ArticleHarbaugh's Homecoming Ham w/ Stuffing Balls
Sponsored by:-----------------------[ed-Seth: Sources with close ties* to Jim Harbaugh are now saying with 99% certainty that his decision between Michigan and the NFL will not come down to who has the...
View ArticlePreview: Coppin State
THE ESSENTIALS WHAT Michigan (6-5) vs. Coppin State (1-9) WHERE Crisler Center, Ann Arbor, Michigan WHEN 8 pm ET, Monday LINE Michigan -22 (KenPom) TV BTN PBP: Eric Collins Analyst: Shon MorrisRight:...
View ArticleSEARCHBITS XXV: TELEPHONE TIME
never not funnyANOTHER DAY FULL OF TREAD. Status quo after the Dolphins news yesterday. May get some leaks tomorrow if the players get some info; I am guessing Hackett doesn't put anything definitive...
View ArticleThe Bowl Game Cash Game
So after several weeks and therapy I think we're ready to dispassionately regard things of a college football nature without the hurting. This is good because we know things about college football, and...
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