Y'all got two hours left for the literary event of the century. This morning we sent out a four-pager that we couldn't cram into the book itself to whet appetites and also make Seth less sad about one of his pieces missing the cut. That's how jam-packed with content this thing is. Jam-packed to the gills with mixed metaphors!
If you have been delaying through sheer laziness, now is the time to act. If you were deciding between Hail to the Victors and a ham sandwich, we cancelled ham! NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT. If you've already pledged, are a huge ham fan, and are upset that we eliminated it from stores nationwide, now is NOT the time to act. Here's a link to Zombocom instead. Anything is possible at Zombocom, except withdrawing your pledge.