Unverified Voracity Dons Optimus Gorilla Costume
I'm pretty sure this is Delvon Roe. Yeah, this guy has been doing this for years.This person has 375 youtube videos in which he wears an Optimus Prime mask and Gorilla costume while extolling Michigan...
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This Week in the Twitterverse
A twitter troll finds out what happens when keepin' it real goes wrong, ESPN continues to be ESPN, Sparty continues to be Sparty, a junior hockey team scores at 4:20 , and... Jose Canseco. Dad, We’re...
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Go O'Bannon, Go
Yesterday, the NFL settled with a group of former players who had sued them for using their identities without permission. What's more, the NFL had an insane-seeming clause barring those same players...
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Guess the Score, Win Stuff: At the Dance
Trey Burke has done terrible and wonderful things to my cardiovascular system. He rekindled a passion for this basketball team that lay mostly dormant since I was staying up late in my sleepy pajamas...
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Variations On A Pull-Up Jumper
At my childhood home in Ann Arbor, a framed photo is propped up on the bookshelf in my brother’s old room. It shows my brother, Jack, and me with a close family friend in the cheap seats of The Palace...
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Spring Practice Presser Transcript 3-19-13: Brady Hoke
Bullets: Toussaint is in pads. Walking around and stuff. Not doing everything yet but progress looks good. Thomas Gordon is practicing at both safety positions so they can try the other guys out at...
View ArticleJake Ryan Tears ACL
PANICJake Ryan is out indefinitely with a torn ACL suffered in Tuesday's practice.
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Ryan After Panic Report
WEEKS OF BREATHING IN A PAPER BAG HAVE PASSED BEFORE OUR PROTAGONIST FINALLY RAISES HIS BLOODSHOT EYES FROM THE TABLE WHERE HIS FOREHEAD HAS POUNDED A DISTURBINGLY DEEP GROOVE OVER THESE LAST, TERRIBLE...
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Unverified Voracity Needs Word Like Epic, Only Moreso
Or maybe "fail." Minnesotalost money selling beer. The University of Minnesota lost almost $16,000 last year on alcohol sales at football games, despite selling more than $900,000 worth of beer and...
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Hokepoints: O-Line Depth Chart, Spring Video, & More Roster Overanalysis
mgovideoSorry to interrupt your day of madness with more football right now, but since the Spring rosters were recently published it's time for that annual MGo-Tradition of way overanalyzing weights...
View ArticleThursday Recruitin' Is One Of Those Programs Now
Today's recruiting roundup covers Michigan's latest offers to 2015 and 2016(!) prospects, campus visits by Braden Smith and Danny Burns, and more. We Offered A Freshman. A 6'4", 248-Pound Freshman.As...
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Unverified Voracity Says Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas! Things are happening. So far not particularly interesting things, but my productivity is as damaged as all of yours. Our South Dakota State preview went up Monday. In a nutshell:Nate...
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Basketballgasm 2013 Liveblog: Dancing All Day Long
We solemnly swear not to be productive today. Work? What work? It is the basketball day of basketballing, and since we don't want to work today either we shall discuss all of this basketballing.We...
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Dear Diary: Ce Matin, Pas de Lapin
Wallpaper by jonvalk.Before we dip into this week's user content, go draft your FreeRoll team! You've got until noon. Draft Street kindly sponsored yesterday's liveblog....
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DEATH FROM ABOVE! VIRGINIA COMMONWEALTH!
THE ESSENTIALSWHATMichigan vs Virginia CommonwealthWHEREPalace Of Auburn Hills Auburn Hills, MichiganWHEN12:15 PM Eastern, SaturdayLINEMichigan -1TVCBSTHE THEM…er… let's come back to this later. THE...
View ArticleUn-Wreaking Havoc
As you're probably well aware by now, Michigan will face one of the country's most distinctive, attacking defenses when they play VCU on Saturday. While saying a game comes down to one factor is...
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Basketbullets: South Dakota State
3/21/2012 – Michigan 71, South Dakota State 56 – 27-7, entry to second round of tourneyBryan FullerThis game turned into a Mexican standoff of "if you told me before the game" stats: Trey Burke has six...
View ArticleVCU Liveblog
Sponsor:Draft Street, our fantasy sports partner. They host a ton of various fantasy games you play against other users over weekly or daily scoring periods. I like it because I don't have time anymore...
View ArticleSweet Sixteen Muppets
VCU plays with Havoc, but Mitch McGary is Chaos. First Sweet Sixteen appearance since 1994 means, yes, muppets:and you can't have one without the other...Survive and advance, baby.
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Forgot About Trey
3/23/2013 – Michigan 78, VCU 53 – 28-7, Sweet 16Bryan FullerIt doesn't take long for people to forget who you are. One loss to a MAC team on the big stage seems to do it, even if that MAC team was an...
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