Previously: hockey, soccer, basketball, football.
10. No warmup pitches for relievers.
What did you just spend 15 minutes doing in the bullpen? Why are you wasting our time like this? I have things to look at that aren't you! Ever heard of a book, buddy? Yeah, probably not.
9. Every time a pitcher throws to first he has to put on another hat.
If the hats fall off before the end of the inning that counts as one ball per hat that falls off.
8. Balks are cool.
Balk away.
7. I don't have any other ideas.
Baseball! It's good if you want to drink beer outside with something else going on vaguely in your perception. The exact structure of the game is beside the point.
6. Wait, wait, now I do.
Remember Basewars? Yeah, do that.
I prefer robots but if we can get this on the road with people I'm down. You want me out? Put me out. I do not recognize the authority of this "ball" you have tagged me with.
5. This is a bad post.
You can think that. It's okay.