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Four Seconds on the Streets of Ann Arbor

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Jim Harbaugh is a man like any other. He wakes up in the morning and puts his pants on one leg at a time. Except once his pants are on, he walks walks outside and drops gold:

Choosing a favorite still from this is like picking between children. Let's start with the first frame, where the whole family is together even if one of the boys is doing that "I don't want to be in this" facepalm:

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That we think is 2017 center Cesar Ruiz. Your cameraman is Naseir Upshur. Let's meet the rest of the crew:

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Ahmir Mitchell is gonna wait to give a reaction, and Cesar has moved the hand over his mouth to keep from committing right then and there. Ron Johnson Jr. has no such reservations, and it's hard to blame them because…

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Yes, the board has photoshopped. More than one of us went immediately to Popeye:

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What do you think of Harbaugh, Ahmir?

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Guys we are not even half-way through this thing.

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We pan back to our videographer because the whole family couldn't fit in one frame.

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…and oh hi Drevno.

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Show us your mean mug Drevno.

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Drevno's mean mug says "Home Depot is having a sale on gardening supplies!" The pen in his polo is ready to take down window measurements or commitments at a moment's notice. Or to sign for a Pizza Bob's smoothie.

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There you go, Alabama bloggers: maybe this is a secondary violation. As we conclude Ruiz says "yeah-oh," and the kid with a bowl cut…

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…the luckiest kid in the universe nods along.

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/fin.


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